Sociability

These are first-hand accounts written out for people who are as socially awkward as I am. Please note these are NOT appropriate to do in public, in private, or anywhere in general.

10/25/2010-

Today I saw one of my Community Group girls at Starbucks. As she said, "Hello" I decided that I was unbelievably thirsty. Before I knew what was happening I was trying to finish my sentence while trying to swallow a mouthful of water. She politely smiled as I sputtered through the rest of the conversation, and eventually left me to examine the splotches of water soaking my t-shirt.

11/20/2010-

I was eating Panda Express with a new friend today and must have sighed a little too heavily through my nose because my fortune suddenly flew up in between us. She paused. I paused. And we watched as it slowly found its way back down to the table. Note to self- learn to control nose breathing.

09/15/2011-

A girl wearing super cute sunglasses and carrying a seeing-eye cane entered and stood next to me in the elevator. Assuming she was a Human Services student I suavely leaned over and asked her, “Is that cane for your class?”

Nope. Not for her class.